How to Woo a TwitterQueen

[Morriss Partee]

Full disclosure: I am head over heels in love with a TwitterQueen. I am a smitten kitten about her. (Some of you know who my TQ is; the rest will find out at TQNYC on June 27, 2009.) Once I came to the realization that I had encountered the most amazing lady on the planet, it became my mission to woo my TwitterQueen to the best of my abilities. Since I have been successful in wooing her thus far, and since there is a lot of misinformation for males out there, I thought I would share my thoughts with guys who are also in love with their TwitterQueens (and with TQs who are wondering how to get their guys to worship them properly.)

Guys, really, it boils down to three simple fundamentals:

1. Your lady is a twitterqueen and deserves to be treated as the goddess that she is.
2. Never EVER forget rule number one, not for one second.
3. >insert a non-sequitur here, of your own choosing, to amuse yourself<

Over the course of the next few blog posts, I will share specific tips on the subject of how to properly woo a TwitterQueen, culminating in a session I will lead on the subject at the TQNYC event. Both men and women are welcome to attend this session, since the ladies can bring back the wisdom to their significant others in order to receive the wooing that they deserve.

Future posts will cover:

• Specific ways to treat your TQ as the goddess she is

• How to discover the ways in which your TQ wants to be wooed

• Methods for approaching a TQ (without appearing sketchy)

• How to tell if your TQ is worship-worthy

• Tips for TQs on how to keep their mate happy and in a state of perpetual wooing

• For TQs: How to tell if your guy is the One, or has the potential to be the One

• Dating and friendship: are they mutually exclusive?

• Why TQs are the best kind of girl to pitch woo at

• Ways to endear yourself to your TQ

My thoughts on this subject will be simultaneously posted on a dedicated blog site, Wooing Your TQ.

Every person and every relationship is unique. I don't pretend to know the answers to your problems; I can only share from the heart what I've learned and what works for me. Your mileage may vary. Feel free to let me know what issues you'd like me to address based on what you've read so far! This is going to be one heck of a ride......

[Morriss Partee]

Jeremy, there is no point in any relationship where the wooing stops. Yes, there is (hopefully) an extra spark at the start of a new relationship that appears to be wonderful for both parties. But that doesn't mean that the wooing should ever stop. In fact, the wooing should be more important than ever now that you've got the wedding rings to prove it!

So here's my tip of the day for you, Jeremy: What little thing did you do in the early days of courting your wife that she really seemed to appreciate? If you want to melt her heart, do it, or something similar, today or tomorrow. Let us know what kind of a reaction you get.

[Jeremy]

Well, Glad I don't need to do any wooing since I already have my own queen. But I thought we were here to just support our queens, not try to hook up with one... :)

[Lesley Lambert]

Dana, he is a true wonder.

[Dana Moos]

Lesley, it appears you have found yourself a TwitterKing worthy of a Twitterqueen! That is soooo sweet!

[Jodi R. Z. Sandridge]

I'd like to see more than legs, but ple take in spirit of which it's meant! This isn't also an S&M site, is it?

[Lesley Lambert]

I am partial to rule #1!